She arrives home with her groceries and as she starts towards the house she hears, give me a bite, give me a bite..
oh, heck NO, its a Mosquito, 🦟 if you don't get away from my arm, I know something.
Oh, come on, said the mosquito, give me on little bite. I said, no.. geeze. Lord, come get this thing.
Finally, she gets to the porch, and hears a bed bug 🪳and says, I was born in that house, you did not have the right to put bleach on me, and throw me outside, I am dying young, then his bed bug🪳 brother said, I got comet in my eye, in my eye.
.The cat 🐱 then says, all the bugs are out of the house, but the fleas 🦗on my back are ready to attack you. we all would like a change in our food, if you ever buy that brown rice cat food again, you're going to get it said the flea. I agree,🪰 said the fly. who then zoomed right by her hear and buzz then said your jerk, and 🪰that's why I ate some of your chicken, when you went to bed last night! What chicken she said,? and you know said the fly that one in the pile. you mean in the garbage she said! 🗑️
finally, she runs into the house, puts on her PJ's and tries to lay down, but falls down on the floor. then she hears ma'am are you ok. Are you ok? we will be at the hospital soon, as her son had call 911. 🚑 she was admitted to the hospital with a blood infection, and once she was treated and return home, she no longer heard the bugs or animals talking, it was quiet in her mind once again.
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